Help me prove a point to my parents:

ohthefeeels:

Reblog this if you think snails are/can be cute. She doesn’t think so.


foxnewsofficial:

iamyourfanclub:

good job lil buddy :)

YES!!!

(via ms-turbo-up-the-butt)


18 tho

18 tho


yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

(via straightasacurlyfry)


penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

(via smosh)


queenzwee:

People who say drinking milk is cruel when not milking a cow actually causes them painimage

(via wadanovia)


taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 

taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 

(via stoned-levi)


viva-la-prussia:

idinaelsa:

who wore it best?

we all know who wore it best

(via wadanovia)


neonsocks13:

yes…just yes

neonsocks13:

yes…just yes

(via sorelatable)


spacecopper:

image

nothing ever happens at my livestreams except things like this

(via fuckyeahgregoryhorrorshow)